Well, this is... awkward

My name is Casey, but that's not really important. Welcome to my hodgepodge of photos, design, and socially awkward tendencies. I know what you're probably thinking, "Oh wow, a photographer on the Outer Banks. How original." (I agree with you 100%). Anyway, I hope you enjoy this cacophony of weirdness I've decided to call my portfolio. 

Frequently Asked Questions (because why not)

Q: Do you shoot weddings?
A: I'll over charge you, you'll be disappointed, and I'll probably get bored & start photoshopping bigfoot in the background like Where's Waldo. So, if that's your thing then let's do this.
Q: Do you shoot family portraits?
A: If you're looking for the standard white shirt and blue jeans family portrait on the beach, I am not your man. If you're looking to have your family being chased by a kraken, let's talk. 
Q: Can you digitally restore an old image?
A: Yes, through the magic of photoshop I can restore old beat up images. 
Q: Will you design a poster for our event? 
A: Yeah, sounds like a grand time. 
Q: Has anyone told you that you look like Zach Braff from Scrubs?
A: Too many times to count. 
Q: Do you shoot portraits or senior portraits?
A: If we can come up with an interesting or weird concept, yes. Standard basic portraits not so much. 
Q: I like your pictures, how can I give you money for one or ten of them?
A: Thank You! You can order prints from my Smugmug page. Click Here to get a dope image, and help me pay my bills or buy a new lens.
Q: Where are you located?
A: I'm based out of Ocracoke Island, North Carolina. Will I travel for images? Most likely. 

Don't ever call me, emails are fine